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BREAKING:From Keyboard Warrior to Coach: Alabamas Bizarre New Hire
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BREAKING:From Keyboard Warrior to Coach: Alabamas Bizarre New Hire

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Jan 12, 2024, 12:11 PM
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In a move that has left the college football world scratching their heads, the University of Alabama has announced the hiring of their new head coach, and it’s none other than a notorious message board troll!

Known only by his online moniker, “RollTideRanter”, this infamous figure has been a constant presence on Alabama college football message boards for years. His posts, a mix of wild claims, questionable strategies, and relentless criticism of past coaches, have been a source of both irritation and amusement for fans.

But now, RollTideRanter is moving from the comfort of his keyboard to the pressure of Bryant-Denny Stadium. The University made the announcement yesterday, stating, “We believe in giving everyone a chance. Even trolls.”

The decision has been met with a mix of laughter and disbelief. Some fans are excited about the unconventional choice, while others are already flooding the message boards with their critiques. Ironically, the tables have turned, and the once infamous troll is now on the receiving end of the trolling.

In a press conference, the new coach seemed unfazed by his critics. “I’ve been preparing for this my whole life,” he said, “Every post, every comment, every troll—it was all just training. Now, it’s time to show what I can do on the field.”

As the news spreads, other message board trolls are reportedly considering their own bids for coaching positions. Who knows? This could be the start of a whole new recruiting trend in college football!

In the meantime, all eyes will be on Alabama’s upcoming season. Will RollTideRanter lead the team to victory, or will his coaching career be as controversial as his message board posts? Only time will tell.

One thing is for sure: this is going to be the most entertaining season in Alabama’s history. Stay tuned, folks, because college football just got a whole lot more interesting!

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