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Amazing medical miracles...USA! USA! USA!
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Amazing medical miracles...USA! USA! USA!


Oct 16, 2012, 9:49 PM

Four doctors from around the world are gathered at a meeting to discuss the latest advancements in medicine from their respective countries.

An Israeli doctors says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either, in Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

An American doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us...in the USA, about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him the President of the United States, and now...the whole country is looking for work.

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Tough crowd tonight.


Oct 16, 2012, 10:02 PM

Y'all must be mesmerized by the play clock in the background.

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Usually we post that joke on Thursdays.***


Oct 16, 2012, 10:02 PM



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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


Roughly the bajillionth time this has been posted,


Oct 16, 2012, 10:02 PM [ in reply to Tough crowd tonight. ]

and I rarely even lurk here anymore

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