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Legend [16383]
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#### Drill Haikus
Aug 10, 2017, 10:44 PM
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Are we to assume
That Coach Boom has new meaning
For "shoot up that gap?"
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Legend [16383]
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 10, 2017, 10:49 PM
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Tough conditioning,
With longer, harder #### drills,
Is welcomed by Coots.
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Legend [16383]
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 10, 2017, 10:59 PM
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Jake Bentley abstains
From rough drills with large #####;
He's still a bit young.
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Team Captain [469]
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 10, 2017, 11:09 PM
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Gamecocks love #### drill,
gives them opportunity to...
Hammer each other
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Legend [17821]
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 10, 2017, 11:13 PM
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Fighting for footballs
Sweaty mens under Boom's eyes
Determine King ####
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Legend [17337]
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#### Drill Haiku...
Aug 10, 2017, 11:14 PM
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#### drill satisfies
Fall camp leads to team bondage
I meant team bonding
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Boom Town
Aug 10, 2017, 11:41 PM
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What fresh h3ll is this?
My uniform is sticky.
Oh, that isn't sweat.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 10, 2017, 11:44 PM
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We thank you #### Drill
For making Tigers laugh and
Giving Coots the shaft.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Chickens on the loose...
Aug 10, 2017, 11:54 PM
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Look at how they flop and fall
#### a doodle doo
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Hall of Famer [24631]
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I asked....
Aug 11, 2017, 12:13 AM
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And I've received!!!!!!
??????
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 6:57 AM
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Show me your #### Drill,
And I'll show you some noisy
Hens just laying eggs.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 7:03 AM
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Which Cock-Drilled them more?
Spurrier decooting, or
Mediocrity?
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Legend [16383]
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 7:32 AM
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Fullest exertion
During a #### Drill causes
Gasping and weak legs.
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Legend [15872]
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 8:06 AM
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Dirtpecker losers
Squawk like Champs in the summer
then "wait till next year!"
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 8:08 AM
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Game ##### do
#### drills and
Are meanie faces
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 8:08 AM
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Unlike most #### Drills,
The Coots enjoy them daily
And out in public.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 9:32 AM
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Our Clemson Tigers
Don't do silly "#### drills"
LOL at the Chickens!
(That assumes "LOL" is three syllables)
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 10:07 AM
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You can bet the farm
That the Akron Zips would not
Call theirs an "@$$ Drill."
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 10:26 AM
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Coaches want better
Players need attention
Muschamp misnames drill
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 10:29 AM
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Must-slump scars young men
Tnet has its well poisoned
##### lose again
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 10:31 AM
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Love for the game
Misunderstanding breeds drill
Game on, Game on again?
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 10:54 AM
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Who needs haiku
When one can have ####
Drill, boys drill
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 12:29 PM
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#### drills
makes a Coot player
squeal like a pig.
Yes I know it doesn't fit the format but Coots don't deserve deep thinking.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 12:37 PM
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Fast forward three months -
#### Drills proven vain. Victims
Say, "Never again."
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Haiku #69a
Aug 11, 2017, 12:53 PM
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Deep penetration
Hitting the a-hole gap hard
Thanks a lot, #### Drill!
~JKB
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Haiku #69b
Aug 11, 2017, 12:55 PM
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Yesterday at camp
coots' honorary captain
Was Ron Jeremy.
~JKB
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 4:21 PM
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Close contact in #### Drills
May bring a whole new meaning
To " rubber chickens."
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 4:53 PM
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Red, bleeding sphincters
May result from combining
Sandstorms and #### Drills.
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This may be one of the best threads on TNet. Keep it going.
Aug 11, 2017, 5:34 PM
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Coach wants more drills but
Players say it is too hard
They are too up-tight.
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I can't stop laughing at these haiku's***
Aug 11, 2017, 5:35 PM
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Haiku #69c
Aug 11, 2017, 6:09 PM
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Ask Austin Powers
If #### Drills make him randy
He'll say "Yeah, Baby!!!"
~JKB
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 7:42 PM
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Boom rewards players
After the #### Drill with some
Warm chicken nuggets.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 11, 2017, 7:47 PM
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Boom tightens up the coots and makes them put in extra work because of the excessive Holding during the CockDrill.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 12, 2017, 12:41 AM
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#### Drills need consent.
Overzealous contact yields
Criminal charges.
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Re: #### Drill Haikus
Aug 12, 2017, 1:01 AM
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Just put the tip in
Fans asked of Coach Spurrier
But he went balls deep
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